Reverse Polygamy–the answer to all of my
daddy problems. As I see it, Reverse Polygamy benefits both the men and the woman. The guys have buddies with whom they can drink beer, watch sports, and fix household appliances. They can play a game of football, soccer, or basketball without recruiting others! They can share protein powder and ideas about which they are obviously correct no matter how ill-educated they are on the subjects. They can be men, and I don’t have to deal with it.
Instead, I can focus on my favorite thing: Me! Reading, working out, brushing my hair, painting my nails, admiring my reflection in the mirror. Plus, my personality is so big and ferocious that it would be easier on mankind to split it between three men rather than have all the burden fall on only one. Obviously, though, the biggest motivation behind plural male marriage–because, let’s face it, that sounds horrible–is three times the presents!
I would definitely participate in Reverse Polygamy for three times the presents. Maybe I’ll try to marry rich instead.