Reverse Polygamy–the answer to all of my daddy problems. As I see it, Reverse Polygamy benefits both the men and the woman. The guys have buddies with whom they can drink beer, watch sports, and fix household appliances. They can play a game of football, soccer, or basketball without recruiting others! They can share protein powder and ideas about which they are obviously correct no matter how ill-educated they are on the subjects. They can be men, and I don’t have to deal with it.
Instead, I can focus on my favorite thing: Me! Reading, working out, brushing my hair, painting my nails, admiring my reflection in the mirror. Plus, my personality is so big and ferocious that it would be easier on mankind to split it between three men rather than have all the burden fall on only one. Obviously, though, the biggest motivation behind plural male marriage–because, let’s face it, that sounds horrible–is three times the presents!
I would definitely participate in Reverse Polygamy for three times the presents. Maybe I’ll try to marry rich instead.
I just read your comment on the fried egg sandwich at Simply Scratch, and noticed that you said you always break the yolk when frying an egg. I can identify with that problem, but I found a solution. When I cook or bake I usually have the eggs at room temperature, but for fried eggs i use cold ones. Then I break the egg into a shallow bowl first. Tap the egg on a flat surface to avoid penetrating the egg itself. Finally I found in the July/August issue of Cooks Illustrated, the perfect egg spatula.It’s the OXO Good Grips Flexible Turner – Steel (Model 34491) for $7.99. I live in Myrtle Beach, SC, and COULD NOT find this item in any store, so . . . online purchase. It is absolutely amazing! Slides right under the egg, no folding or tearing. Try it! You’ll love it. End of broken yolks!